try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
