Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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