they need to just BURY HIM!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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