I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My bed smells like the plague
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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