id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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