he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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