Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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