Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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