Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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