dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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