What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
