To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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