Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
is that a dick in a sweater?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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