Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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