I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
