nut hugger
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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