dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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