am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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