Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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