Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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