awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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