OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We talked him into tasing himself.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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