This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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