You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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