apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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