I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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