she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The Olympian is in my bed
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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