This girl is more easily done than said...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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