But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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