What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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