we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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