This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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