Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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