No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
