Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
