the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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