ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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