I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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