jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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