I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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