So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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