69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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