I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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