hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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