So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Randomize
