in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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