just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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