She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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