Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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