forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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