Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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