is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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