when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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