ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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