Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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