In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
No subtext here. People are naked.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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