The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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