Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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