i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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