Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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