the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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