If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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