she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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