I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Small penises have feelings too.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
They have beer where we have blood.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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