Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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